Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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