i just google imaged poop.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
there is glitter all over my balls
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