Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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