why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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