Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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