Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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