Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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