Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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