i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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