How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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