he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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