Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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