You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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