Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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