Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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