David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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