Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So much Jack, so little girl.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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