"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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