Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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