she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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