i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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