Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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