Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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