you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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