At least make sure they are 18
Why
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
dude i'm inner monologue high
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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