Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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