at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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