There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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