You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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