Everything about him screamed your future.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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