so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We are all done wearing pants today
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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