Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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