me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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