she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Randomize
