this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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