Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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