Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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