What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
should my penis look like a turkey
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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