Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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