if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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