Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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