A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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