you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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