Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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