What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Houston, we have a blender
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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