oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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