wrigley field is MILF paradise
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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