Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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