The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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