i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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