i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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