Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Randomize
