Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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