My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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