Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
