so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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