when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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