I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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