hell yes lets make some ravioli
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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